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“ [drawing of a blue and purple whale saying “Wanting to be treated well doesn’t make you high-maintenance. You deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.” in a pink speech bubble.]
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[drawing of a blue and purple whale saying “Wanting to be treated well doesn’t make you high-maintenance. You deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.” in a pink speech bubble.]
I’m sexy and I know it.
UPS Special Delivery - FU
UPS - always trying to beat Fedex at everything.
one time my mom walked in on me masturbating and she just stood there while i held a blanket over my dick and she tried acting like she didn’t know what i was doing and then she told EVERYBODY what she just saw
i was so scared i didn’t masturbate again for like 3 weeks
one time my mom caught me masturbating & i continued to masturbate until i came on her face
Reblog because that comment made my day.
bahahahahahahahaha
HNNNGGGG
OH MY GODDD!!!! MARISKA AT AN AMERICAN EAGLE EVENT!!!!!!!
I could not be any happier! Combining my love of my job with my love of her<3 yayaya
This needs to be mine.
No Steph, you mean OURS!
(Source: zenigata)
trololololo Willard Preacher FTW
hahahaha this is hilarious, I hate that damn preacher.
Watching The Office starting from season one. It’s so cute to watch them evolve :)